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vvhaleshark:

i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end

Via fu** shi* nu*s



ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes


Via Did someone say bottom Dean?

  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)
Via #stopwhitepeople2k14

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

Via call me pretty boy

comakid:

i wanna sleepy kiss someone til we fall asleep 

Via #stopwhitepeople2k14

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

(Source: the-werefox)

Via Give 'em hell, kid

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

Via #stopwhitepeople2k14

fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone

Via #stopwhitepeople2k14

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]


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