i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end
I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes
Via Did someone say bottom Dean?
White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…
do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
"if you like someone, just tell them!"
is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone